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" q& t& O$ \; y8 H/ B3 R9 \圣诞节、跨年夜...一个个适合约会的日子正在向你靠近!这个冬天,别再孤单的走在冷风中啦,今天就给你撩妹技巧大放送!
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, M4 v" b/ s8 S9 s' |Pick up lines(搭讪)是个技术活,平时低调沉默的童鞋们,对同胞滔滔不绝,面对异性就羞涩万分的宅男们(脑补Raj...)。如何打破僵局,和对面心仪的TA说上几句呢?
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@, @4 J l2 m' h0 e: U! T6 \, X-足够破冰(双关:打破沉默)!! w b; [5 r/ |* v* N2 l, D2 x1 N
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No.2(没话找话型)
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: @" H9 K# f- Q. B“What kind of dog is that?”
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-You look like someone I know. Haven't we met before?
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-Don’t I know you from xx class?”
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3 p( u' f; \( J5 K-That's a great haircut.
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-(To the bartender) I'll have what the handsome gentlman (beautiful lady) is having.
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. U: S0 [0 H4 D1 [/ g5 Q/ _-What do you say we go somewhere quiet...8 k' j' M4 s8 C
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4 t/ r& W, j! ~5 \; j. S1. See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute.0 j$ J: c7 M% c& J
8 _2 X0 F k3 P* q, A8 Z2. It's a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out! (See Note 1). J. }/ Q- B% K; B
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" U I+ c P8 ~6 H5 xTo check out someone means to look and examine them because you are interested in or attracted to them. (slang)$ q4 p6 {6 w( O) e B) t
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However, to check out something from the library means to borrow it.
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3. If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, do not worry because I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.
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4. Do you believe in love at first sight (一见钟情), or should I walk by again?
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: p e0 f9 _5 f1 L `: f/ q! A5. Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE (See Note 2) written all over you.
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To describe someone as fine means: that person is very sexy, beautiful, attractive, gorgeous, hot, or just overall good-looking. Be careful though, because girls
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2 z: K2 i; J; v( ~6 @6. You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall…is in love with me. (See Note 3)
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/ l6 c9 g* S4 T( ^ r: Z6 ~# u7. So did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?
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4 W9 w+ R5 S' d& |/ G8. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.
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3 k y, W9 \$ }. a# k: o7 Y10. You must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all day. (See Note 4)( S0 f$ E# Y- `5 N% V- K8 V% \
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If something has been running through your mind all day, it means that you have been thinking about it, all day.
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Sheldon(生活大爆炸)
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理科生不懂浪漫?( _6 a: ~, k2 [% d$ }
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看这里,别的理科生怎么表白~
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用Matlab画个❤️吧(详情点这里)
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7 i( w! {- m) f3 k. [勇敢去吧!
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如果碰壁了...
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