英语搭讪技巧|让撩妹不同寻常

清酒暖风

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/ F' \7 r5 d9 h0 X, m% V圣诞节、跨年夜...一个个适合约会的日子正在向你靠近！这个冬天，别再孤单的走在冷风中啦，今天就给你撩妹技巧大放送！

Pick up lines(搭讪)是个技术活，平时低调沉默的童鞋们，对同胞滔滔不绝，面对异性就羞涩万分的宅男们（脑补Raj...）。如何打破僵局，和对面心仪的TA说上几句呢？

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No.1: （冷笑话型）
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-足够破冰（双关：打破沉默）！

No.2（没话找话型）
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- d; C7 D! P: h5 ~“What kind of dog is that?”
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No.3（文艺青年型）
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+ D8 W$ C2 Z* u2 XNo.4（常规型）
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+ j* g& p  a: s$ K' P+ }9 {-You look like someone I know. Haven't we met before?
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/ T0 v: [, f% ^* k: o* E7 f/ d' A-Don’t I know you from xx class?”
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6 R. W. s4 G' [5 y6 V: V. ?% M+ c-Excuse me, are you (insert name)?

1 I! e) J& W$ ~$ z* ENo.5（夸赞型）
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+ ?, a. w& V4 ^7 J! n0 U-That's a great haircut.

-You have a great smile.
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No.6（酒吧场景）

-(To the bartender) I'll have what the handsome gentlman (beautiful lady) is having.
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/ }4 l4 Z& K& C; Z5 z/ ?' p-Are you here alone?

6 N1 F2 w8 b2 u# ~1 j! P* e-What do you say we go somewhere quiet...
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-Let me buy you a drink.
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1. See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute.
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2. It's a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out! (See Note 1)
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NOTE 1
# W" u% V* ~7 E0 M% c) |To check out someone means to look and examine them because you are interested in or attracted to them. (slang)
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- r! O: n. k: t0 b, ~Example: That guy just checked you out.
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However, to check out something from the library means to borrow it.
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6 w/ G$ G2 e/ c% U- a" UExample: Can I check out this book?

3. If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, do not worry because I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.
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4. Do you believe in love at first sight (一见钟情), or should I walk by again?

) \' x: X+ R8 `5. Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE (See Note 2) written all over you.
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To describe someone as fine means: that person is very sexy, beautiful, attractive, gorgeous, hot, or just overall good-looking. Be careful though, because girls

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6. You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall…is in love with me. (See Note 3)
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) C/ t; @2 K+ K7 L, k' N7. So did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?

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To fall in love with someone means “坠入爱河” in Chinese.


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- c/ \3 R2 a) V9 k! g9. Are you a magnet? Because I’m attracted to you.
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  u* H& Y$ M8 u$ B$ X" ~10. You must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all day. (See Note 4)

NOTE 4
; E4 }$ \1 v! {! K5 oIf something has been running through your mind all day, it means that you have been thinking about it, all day.

2 F4 z! F9 P$ H$ ^1 b* k* ?03“明星”示范

邓布利多（哈利波特）
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女巫


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6 v* l* i, k; b9 p# U) ]Damon（吸血鬼日记）

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0 F: ~- Y' f0 TJane（暮光之城）

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Howard(生活大爆炸)
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. |9 I( n8 H3 }. @3 [Walter（绝命毒师）
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8 a4 w7 w% Z+ j, C5 l3 ?5 W8 i" zRose（神秘博士）


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咕噜（指环王）


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看了这么多还不会？
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* q3 ^) v( }' G  E3 |理科生不懂浪漫？

看这里，别的理科生怎么表白～
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实在不行，学学笛卡尔，
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% a5 Z1 Y! J1 h/ |. }: n, }$ _, j用Matlab画个❤️吧（详情点这里）
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/ ^' b+ P1 I# I& i最后，附上男神（经）Joey的必杀技

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" u/ H. t  i- f% ?勇敢去吧！
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如果碰壁了...
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; j% L( b3 B1 ?; T, z送你挽尊语~



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Betsey

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Rubye

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信基哥原地复活

学习了，楼主的想法真心不错

Allure

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sher009

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