英语搭讪技巧|让撩妹不同寻常

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圣诞节、跨年夜...一个个适合约会的日子正在向你靠近！这个冬天，别再孤单的走在冷风中啦，今天就给你撩妹技巧大放送！

/ Z$ T5 S3 j2 r# b; W' E6 ?Pick up lines(搭讪)是个技术活，平时低调沉默的童鞋们，对同胞滔滔不绝，面对异性就羞涩万分的宅男们（脑补Raj...）。如何打破僵局，和对面心仪的TA说上几句呢？

01正确示范


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-足够破冰（双关：打破沉默）！

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5 d' ]+ A; Q# P2 L“What kind of dog is that?”
“Hey, nice shoes.”

No.3（文艺青年型）
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' Y0 A5 F: z" G8 R& m! ?: ^& Z-You look like someone I know. Haven't we met before?
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No.5（夸赞型）
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" `6 \9 v9 j* ]4 {-You have a great smile.
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No.6（酒吧场景）

-(To the bartender) I'll have what the handsome gentlman (beautiful lady) is having.
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-Can I buy you a drink?
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% z# V- Y- s* o; t% x7 o-Are you here alone?
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-What do you say we go somewhere quiet...
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3 S( A; b, T7 C: |-Let me buy you a drink.

02错误示范

1. See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute.
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2. It's a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out! (See Note 1)

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Example: That guy just checked you out.
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# E! }6 J  t# V3 C8 S0 `However, to check out something from the library means to borrow it.
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Example: Can I check out this book?
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3. If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, do not worry because I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.

4. Do you believe in love at first sight (一见钟情), or should I walk by again?

9 i. j2 y, s4 ^1 G5. Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE (See Note 2) written all over you.

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To describe someone as fine means: that person is very sexy, beautiful, attractive, gorgeous, hot, or just overall good-looking. Be careful though, because girls
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6. You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall…is in love with me. (See Note 3)

0 R: t  [) k& p. _9 H7. So did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?

NOTE 3
To fall in love with someone means “坠入爱河” in Chinese.



8. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.
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9. Are you a magnet? Because I’m attracted to you.
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10. You must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all day. (See Note 4)

NOTE 4
If something has been running through your mind all day, it means that you have been thinking about it, all day.
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03“明星”示范

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Klaus（始祖家族）


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Jane（暮光之城）
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Howard(生活大爆炸)



Walter（绝命毒师）
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Rose（神秘博士）

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（花木兰）
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看了这么多还不会？

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最后，附上男神（经）Joey的必杀技


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; s6 m0 V+ Q- U4 ?( V送你挽尊语~

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